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life is bullshit

Posted by evan at November 5, 2010
Tags: Attitude  Failure  2010 November

ive had low self esteem my whole life I cant talk to girls and never have sex, I have to jack off all the time it sucks ass. im 22 years old working a shit job living by myself, I at least have a few good friends. I am just a social joke I shut down and go into this mode that is extremly hard to get out of where i cant enjoy anything and am over thinking stuff like im an idiot everyone is looking at me. my parents really fucked up while raising me I guess I cant blame them they are more or less the same. also I am uncircumsized and that gave me low self esteem growing up, I was afriad to show it to girls.


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By anonymous at 14,Nov,10 11:43

Dude, find a friendly hooker.
One of my favorite hookers, Sophia, used to tell me that all cocks are different and although she does not recognize faces very well, she never forgets a cock! She told me that variety is fun.
Stay away from street hookers and find a nice call girl, use the telephone book "escort services" or look online. A good hooker is far more skilled than any amateur I have ever met.
By anonymous at 19,Nov,10 05:24

Your gross, at least good looking people dont have to pay or it, you must be a right pig hooved butt face
By anonymous at 22,Nov,10 04:02

You'd be surprised!


By anonymous at 14,Nov,10 19:14

It sounds like you might smoke too much ganja. This is the way I felt when I used to smoke all the time. I recommend putting yourself out there more often. You should go to a club or a bar, get a little liquored up, then you'll have the courage to talk to some girls. Also, I have met some women that prefer a man to be uncircumsized.
By anonymous at 19,Nov,10 05:31

In England barely any men are circumsized, we'd be more surprised if you were, come to England, Im sure the women will love you :)


By B-Don at 14,Nov,10 23:27

Lifes a bitch and then you die. Get used to it a lot of people are in the same boat.
By anonymous at 15,Nov,10 01:28

or not in a boat at all D:


By anonymous at 15,Nov,10 04:29

Depression and unhappiness in general begins with "desire". It is the root of all our misgivings about life; a parade of unfulfilled dreams. Buddha discovered this thousands of years ago. It is the hardest thing to do but it if you stop and appreciate what matters- your health, that you have a job, and the basic things in life -- your life changes.


By anonymous at 15,Nov,10 14:46

hahaha you all have sucky lives ,,me to
By anonymous at 18,Nov,10 10:24

you dont


By anonymous at 16,Nov,10 11:51

Are you in college? Girls enjoy men with intelligence, but by the way you've typed your sob story, you don't seem that smart. At least try a community college.

Talk to a psychiatrist and stop feeling sorry for yourself. Don't blame your parents -- you had choices to make and since you were 18 this life became your own 100%.

And for the record, girls (and other guys) can pick up on when people are pulling the self-pity card, so find your talents, suck it up, and get over it.
By anonymous at 16,Nov,10 20:42

I disagree, girls go for dudes who call them "my bitch" and have an IQ lower than room temperature.
On the other hand, hookers LOVE men with intelligence and politeness. Several hookers gave me unlimited "freebies", just for bragging rights among their co-workers. (My IQ was measured at 155, and I excel in physics, chemistry and mathematics).
Also, beware of psychiatrists unless you find one who is really good and effective in improving your life. Seriously.
By anonymous at 18,Nov,10 22:54

shut up!!! buollshit
By anonymous at 19,Nov,10 05:27 Fold Up

Pile of crap, women often avoid smart men because of the mind games they play, and if a guy called me his bitch I would smack his face in.
nice girls dont hang around in bars and clubs like the cheating tarts you find in there, you have to look elsewhere, places like cafes, parks etc, get a dog, girls love a guy with a cute dog, or go get hobby, like running or tennis.
Hookers are the only thing you're ever going to get, your views on women will ensure you're single forever, and I pray if you're not, your lady finds out about your hooker problem Wayne Rooney and publically humiliates you.
By anonymous at 22,Nov,10 04:07 Fold Up

I.Q is only a number, buddy!

Glad it helps your self esteem!

You probably need it to compensate other shortcomings :0 !
By anonymous at 28,Nov,10 20:23

I.Q. is only a number, with an accuracy or maybe 20%, that is true.
Hookers are motivated professionals and are far superior in bed than any of the amateurs that I have ever dated.
Seven inches of throbbing manhood is not exactly short, but perfect for the normal female.
Dogs are high maintenance, reptiles are far more interesting.
Women avoid smart men because dummies are easier to manipulate.
Tennis is a faggot sport, I climb mountains.
By anonymous at 29,Nov,10 04:19

Interesting reply!


By anonymous at 16,Nov,10 17:06

I feel the same like you. I am 23 and don't even have a girlfriend. All I do is jack off to internet porn. My life is a joke.
By anonymous at 16,Nov,10 23:27

its not even that cuz its not funneh =v.v=


By anonymous at 16,Nov,10 19:59

Oi! I have no friends at all. Or relationships.
By anonymous at 07,Nov,11 06:49

Hahaha sorry your 'Oi!' was just too funny. I'm pretty sure you are a good person though :)


By anonymous at 17,Nov,10 17:35

Well damn..I suppose there are so many of us in the world that are simply miserable with our lives that if we were given the opportunity to change it..we would all do it in a heartbeat.
Stay away from Hookers..doesn't matter how desperate and horny you're are..that just isn't the route to go on..I would suggest you find yourself a good hobby..it seriously does wanders and helps in the long run..good luck.
By anonymous at 18,Nov,10 07:26

You shut up about hookers! Hookers are a single man's best friend. Your mental chemistry gets a major pick-up after being with one. It's something you can't explain, too hard-wired and biological but nonetheless real.
By anonymous at 19,Nov,10 05:29

Your Mum was a hooker, she had all the man, you're a hooker baby hahaha, that why you love them so much makes you feel good about yo' Mumma.
By anonymous at 28,Nov,10 20:26

You are just annoying because when a hooker checked out you stuff, she just laughed! Admit it, two inches is funny!


By anonymous at 20,Nov,10 16:10

What hell is this bullshit, are you man or mouse. Apparentlly you grew up shelthered. Man if you dont like the foreskin shit go to the Dr. and get the shit clipped. And stop being a pussy, cause pussies dont get pussy. Look women like real men if you see a girl you want to fuck whisper that shit in her ear. This my word i done had so much pussy that i got married. Look you can say anything you want to a woman nasty or otherwise she just dont want people to think she is a slut. And there's nothing wrong with that.
By anonymous at 03,Jul,11 19:20

All the above comments are pure bullshit. Fact.


By anonymous at 12,May,11 17:49

i can relate no life no work and no money i do have a girlfriend and all she wants to do is fuck and suck my cock but she bores the shit outa me id rather jerk off or just die . theres no meaning to my life or this word


By at 13,Jun,11 18:09

That's 2 celevr by half and 2x2 clever 4 me. Thanks!


By Bill at 26,Oct,11 09:24

Don't stress it. Find a girl with low self esteem and treat her very well. Use the tried-and-true 3 date/3 base technique. Keep in mind it does not matter what she looks like. Also keep in mind that she is a person and you ought to give her the respect that you would want. Now, with that pussy-ass-shit out of the way, take her out on a date. It doesn't have to be anything that great, but you are working to get a second date, so don't fuck it up. Try to catch her interest. Also, tell her she's pretty. It's ok to be corny. Keep in mind that if you can make her smile, you can make her laugh. And if you can make her laugh, you can probably screw her. The second date you definitely want to upgrade from the last date. Do something bigger and funner. The goal is to get her to lower her guard since she has low self-esteem. Towards the end of the date you definitely want to try to get some kisses in. NO SQUEEZING TITS. NO SQUEEZING ASS. Just kiss her like you see in the movies and try to make her feel really special. On the third date you will want to establish that you're intersted in having sex with her. By this point you should know her well enough to come up with what ever lie/truth you need to convince her. If not, do a repeat of the second date. When you do get in her pants show her the works. Foreplay, kissing during intercourse, etc. The goal is to get her off. When she's tended to then you get yours. If at any point she starts being waaaay too bitchy or w/e discontinue and find another.


By anonymous at 07,Nov,11 06:47

FYI, I love it when I find out my boyfriend is uncircumcised. I always check with them and get massively reassured when I find that they have uncircumcised penises. Therefore, the message is: One man's trash is another man's treasure!


By crorkz at 05,Aug,14 19:20

ZgFnWl I loved your article.Thanks Again. Awesome.


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