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Let's Brighten It Up a Little People!!!

Posted by Rose Parham at August 24, 2011
Tags: 2011 August  Philosophical

This is the most depressing site I have even been to. I feel sorry for you all, but the strain of being sypathetic and effusive for every little sob story gets a little old. Here's a great, tried-and-true recipe for some sweet money and to get your sadness off your mind with some good old fashioned hard work. You will need:
-Your sad life's story
-A generous handful of anecdotes
-A dash of humour
-A sprinkle of drama
-A moving purpose
-A meaningful and moving ending
Stir well until it is all evenly mixed. Roll out and fold in a little more humour and drama to taste. If your story becomes choppy you've stirred too much. Use swearwords sparingly. Do not add too much sadness or it will taste bitter. Let sit for a while and read over again. Add more humour and drama if desired. Send it in for the publishers to taste. Don't forget an ambiguous and rhythmic title! Enjoy. Peace and light to you all, and love in hope that you will soon find the right path. :)


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By mr. angry man at 25,Oct,11 13:14

how dare you make light of people's pain! what is your problem? you may have everything peachy but most don't! take your happy stuff and go to the "i love unicorns and puppies site. [is there one?] so anyway do not come down on people and rape their pain!
By anonymous at 25,Oct,11 16:46

Theres nothing wrong with someone who wants people to be happy!


By anonymous at 26,Oct,11 14:12

Why would you come to a website called lifesucksbigtime.com and complain about it being depressing? That makes you an idiot. What did you think would be here? Don't minimize someone else's feelings because you can't relate. Where's your sad story? oh wait you don't have one. so don't come here with your happy life talking down on everyone else here.


By anonymous at 27,Oct,11 01:35

Better you leave here with your head still full of kitty cats and puppy dogs.


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