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By anonymous at 04,Apr,10 15:36

You seem to have issues with your boyfriend. Whatever the issue, you need to either straighten out all the issues or move on. Start looking for a new job as if you are that unhappy, you will not be a pleasant co-worker and thus not likely to do well at work. Spend more time with the kittens and tell your roommate to limit her contact with the kittens until they have more time to bond with you.

By anonymous at 04,Apr,10 17:58

Don't take it out on the kittens or get jealous of your room mate. They may take to her because she is around (and they're kittens, they don't know any better and cats have no loyalty anyways) -- so you should also be grateful your room mate can spend time with them.

Also, cut your ex boyfriend out. Go rent a bunch of movies and stay inside until you feel ready to face the world again. One day you'll just wake up and be bored of being sad all the time. That's when life will begin again for you.

By anonymous at 04,Apr,10 21:40

HAHAHAHAHA this is so funny poor poor pitaful me cry little baby haha sucker

By anonymous at 04,Apr,10 21:47

If you are looking for sympathy then it�s in the dictionary between shit and syphilis

By anonymous at 05,Apr,10 17:49

LOL, that is funny shit there

By anonymous at 05,Apr,10 01:36

As you grow older I hope you begin to understand that most in the human race are basically pieces of shit. Busted my ass for 25 years and now i'm knocking down minimum wage while my POS "co-worker" frigs off for 8 hours. Of course I get the blame for all that goes wrong. There are many times when I shake my head and say there is no justice in this world.

I've had cats for years and I have about ten now, they are truly unique and very individual creatures. Some take to me and some don't.

I've also suffered a few broken hearts in my day. If the boyfriend isn't working out then try and get rid of him. Life will go on, it's hard to let go but you can do it. Remember, there is a difference between love and obsession.

By anonymous at 05,Apr,10 17:50

I like cats...fried, they taste great.

By anonymous at 06,Apr,10 13:27

same they taste like chicken

By anonymous at 05,Apr,10 10:59

screw the cats, get a dog, they r more loyal and will give u all the attention u need and if u get horny, they will lick u and fuck u too, they make great pets :)

By anonymous at 06,Apr,10 13:02

Screw the cats? Isn't that like getting pussy, pussy?

By anonymous at 16,Apr,10 23:07 Fold Up

Forget cats or dogs. Get rattlesnakes. My roommate does not get anywhere near my pit vipers.

By anonymous at 09,May,10 15:51

ur life doesnt suck...u have a job and money to buy kittens. wtf? if everything around u was falling apart, then i'd understand. u can get another bf...

who cares, ur not appreciating wt u do have

By anonymous at 11,Aug,10 02:36

I have to admit, i laughed a little about the kittens situation. i know that might sound wrong, but it is pretty funny that you bought kittens to try to cheer yourself up, only to have the kittens like your roomate more. hehehehehehe dont hurt the kittens though. anyway, that was some pretty funny shit there. you put a smile on my face for a good 2 minutes. as for your ex-boyfriend, forget about the doosh bag. wow i'm so baked right now. LOL :D

By anonymous at 11,Aug,10 02:37

STILL SO BAKED RIGHT NOW lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!!!! wow im acting so gay right now

By anonymous at 11,Aug,10 02:38

i say right now alot LOL

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