LIFE SUCKS

when will it end

I swear someone has had it out for me from day one. Everywhere I go, I run into problems. Ever since I was young, I've been teased, mocked, and made fun of. I feel like I'm always getting into situations that escalate far out of my control. My "friends" have framed me for stealing on multiple occasions, my girlfriend cheated on me on a regular basis for 2 years, and drugs were planted in my locker at school, forcing me to go to rehab for a nonexistent addiction.

My family is insane too. We've always been extremely poor. Me, my mom, my dad, my grandparents, and my 4 siblings are cooped up in a cramped, boiling apartment. I share a bedroom with my two brothers, and it is a living hell. Almost everyone in my household drinks heavily, and when my father is really drunk, he goes on about some crazy curse and bad luck. I guess it runs in the family.

When my parents aren't drinking or strung out on sleeping pills, they're trying to invent an odor suppressant for footwear, it's some sort of crazy get-rich-quick scheme they have They always have sweaty old shoes from goodwill laying around. Our apartment always smells sickeningly like feet.

But i haven't even gotten to the worst part yet. Last week, after having my back pack taken at school and thrown in the toilet, I was walking home. I was nearing an overpass when it became apparent that my backpack was soaked, and leaving a monstrous wet spot on my back. I was about to take my backpack off when i got hit in the head by something. I looked at the ground and it was a pair of shoes. "Fuck it" I thought, as I decided to bring them home. Not 5 minutes later I was stopped by a state trooper who explained that the shoes had been stolen from an orphanage where they were going to be auctioned. I was brought home by the police officer, where I was greeted by my shitfaced parents. After being wrung out by them I called it a day. My trial is in 2 months. Wish me luck.