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I HATE MY LIFE I WANNA SEE THE WHITE LITE

Posted by david trout at March 29, 2012
Tags: 2012 March  Relationship

Let me start by giving you a little history. I am 38, still a virgin, and I really wanted to be a cop or go into the armed forces. I got rejected from the army because of some physical problems. Dream dead. Same went for the cops. I have been working at this company for like four years and at a security company where I like to strut my shit. It really gives me the only pleasure in my life working security at the mall. So anyway, I fell in love with this girl at my job, things were going great and I thought that she might actually talk to me sometime. So I started to follow her around and got her flowers and braclets and stuff. What did the bitch do? she reported me to HR! I almost got fired. Two weeks later, they fired her for not doing her job properly, so I waited outside and when she came out I told her that I would always love her....She kicked me in the fucking sack and walked off. that has been six months ago and I still whack it thinking about her. I drive a black car that looks like a cop car, I actually pulled a chick over once and she noticed that my security uniform was from the mall. She hit me in the head with a lit cigarette and drove off. I just want to end it all, women are so damn shitty. I have been saving money for years, I wanted to live great and retire early but it wont do me any good because I cant find a woman to be with. I went on a cruise last year and the only people who would hit on me were these three guys from California. So I thought what the hell? I had to go see the ship Dr. after that, My ass hurt soooo bad. I guess I am not gay, or I would have liked it. I just want to do the deed. I might just go by carbon monoxide in front of the girls house who I still truley love. Then maybe she will love me back. I hate my life


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By anonymous at 29,Mar,12 23:39

SO your a 38 y.o.r. virgin/mall cop/psycho-stalker who got butt-raped by 3 strange men on a gay love boat...
I just can't w8 to read what truth's point of view of the matter is :D


By anonymous at 29,Mar,12 23:51

good story, what did the ship doctor say about the bruises inside your buttonhole?


By Truth at 30,Mar,12 01:35

Now, I'm thinking this is a put on by an actual mall cop who is actually more pathetic than the one in the post. I mean, lets tell the truth here, this is a story that need to be translated from anal fissure loser to Reality, and they have a rosetta stone course for that on cd, which costs 8 dollars on craigsafaggotlist.com

So, I ran it thru the program on the compuTAr and it came out something like this: (keep in mind that this is the program's translation so go fuck yourself in the left eye if you don't like it.)

" I'm an ex mall cop that got fired for running a hidden cam in the boy...I mean the GIRLS BATHROOM...I DID NOT DO THIS IN THE MENS ROOM DAMMIT SO FORGET I SAID THAT!!!, anyway, so I was caught watching the guys ...er..girls...take their little pees and poopies and it would have been ok except i was moaning in the video room while rubbing my cloaca, which is like a small cock that birds use even though both males and females have them. They're like anus-cocks, and you piss , shit , and cum out of them, which is like my penis...so anyway, I got fired.

Then, later that week I saw the HR lady that fired me and I was like hey HR lady that fired me what th....WHAM!!!! and she kicked me in the nuts 3 times before i could say '...e fuck did you have to go and fire me for???'...which I never got to finish.

I shit my pants right then, and barfed a little, and cried.

So, I took my last 800 bucks and paid cash for a 3 day cruise on a boat called 'The Man of Iwantcha' , and we sailed for mejico, which is a faggoty way of saying mexico, which is actually both wrong and faggoty.

Anyway, long story short, the only lady on board was a fat dyke (i think) named 'kris' so on a lark I decided to get drunk and take it up the ass, which I did, and as expected, I liked it, so now I'm a cock munching pillow biting catcher who always knew I needed the man flute. Thanks for listening!"

...wow David Trout, Thanks for the insight!


By anonymous at 30,Mar,12 12:19

Are you kidding me? What the hell take it up the ass? You are clearly a loser!


By anonymous at 30,Mar,12 12:20

Dear truth, seek out the medication called "end it alls". I highly recommend them for you.


By anonymous at 30,Mar,12 13:28

I think "truth" and "david trout" are the same posters. What a f-in weirdo.


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