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WHERE ARE MY VIRGINS?

Posted by HAFED HASSAUD ABDULA KAIM TURNER at April 30, 2012
Tags: 2012 April  Loneliness

i feel so bad, someone shit in my turban as i slept, and i am losing my faith in the seventy virgins. I am 46 years old and I have never had a girlfriend. my job at stop and save sucks, and I hate detroit. people come in and call me apoo. I hate life, i hope there are at least 6 virgins waiting for me. i am ready to go


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By anonymous at 01,May,12 07:45

If this is a joke i know YOU WILL burn in hell, and i'm glad.
By hafed at 01,May,12 11:06

I HOPE YOUR SISTER IS ONE OF MY VIRGINS!!!!!!!!!!!


By anonymous at 01,May,12 08:32

douche go play your games like maybe crank calls or something or better yet a oldie but goodie go play in traffic
By hafed at 01,May,12 11:06

YOUR TWO FATHERS HATE YOU BUT LOVE DICK


By benson at 01,May,12 12:46

Tell your problems to the freemercytemple he can solve your problems. As you know with my complaint to Doctor MESSIAH, Yates and I were in the dumps. It was definitely over. I had cheated on her and she just could not forgive me and I didn't blame her. But I still wanted her back and knew what a mistake I had made. I can't thank the freemercytemple@yahoo.com enough for the thoughtful recommendations and for the spell casting cancelling guidance through this. She says she has forgiven me and we are talking a lot about getting back together. She is taking it slow just as the messiah said she would but I don't mind in the least because she is talking to me and says she still loves me - something she said she could never do again. It took a lot of work to get to this point but I wouldn't change anything about it. I hope someday I can meet this temple to thank for this good help in person.
By Cursed at 01,May,12 14:40

Nooooooobooodddyyyy CARES
TROLLS
TROLLS
TROLLS
TROLLS


By anonymous at 01,May,12 14:08

LMAO
By hafed at 01,May,12 14:17

i not laughing! i have no virgin to look forward too. economy is bad! where will i find a new store to work at? i miss cleaning the slurpee machine. i am so sad....


By Dood at 01,May,12 16:37

W8... wtf is the seventy virgins???
And this sounds more like the story of the 40 year old virgin... except Steve was alot more funnier... this is just a meaningless post.


By anonymous at 01,May,12 18:44

ROFL, this is obviously a fake post, but its funny as hell


By anonymous at 02,May,12 01:32

This can't be a real post, if so than you are a 46 year old pathetic man and need to get laid, ASAP...and WTF... you work where, oh this is getting more ridiculous as you are.


By anonymous at 02,May,12 03:21

walk into traffic and die you father fucking assbandit!


By anonymous at 02,May,12 18:34

Idiot. lmao


By anonymous at 02,May,12 18:43

I came here feeling sad and depressed. This post made me literally laugh out loud... Best part of post? Last name "Turner". Thanks dude. Keep em coming.
By hafed at 03,May,12 14:39

Thank you very friendly!!


By anonymous at 08,May,12 21:00

worst troll ever


By missu at 05,Sep,12 21:48

my name is missu and I am happy that wiseindividualspell@gmail.com help me bring my boyfriend back, my boyfriend has started loving me again and he has promise to get married to me and have kids with me, he said he love me and he will never go close to any woman accept me and promise to get married to me next week.


By anonymous at 11,Sep,12 10:28

LOL


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