i feel so bad, someone shit in my turban as i slept, and i am losing my faith in the seventy virgins. I am 46 years old and I have never had a girlfriend. my job at stop and save sucks, and I hate detroit. people come in and call me apoo. I hate life, i hope there are at least 6 virgins waiting for me. i am ready to go
Tell your problems to the freemercytemple he can solve your problems. As you know with my complaint to Doctor MESSIAH, Yates and I were in the dumps. It was definitely over. I had cheated on her and she just could not forgive me and I didn't blame her. But I still wanted her back and knew what a mistake I had made. I can't thank the freemercytemple@yahoo.com enough for the thoughtful recommendations and for the spell casting cancelling guidance through this. She says she has forgiven me and we are talking a lot about getting back together. She is taking it slow just as the messiah said she would but I don't mind in the least because she is talking to me and says she still loves me - something she said she could never do again. It took a lot of work to get to this point but I wouldn't change anything about it. I hope someday I can meet this temple to thank for this good help in person.
i not laughing! i have no virgin to look forward too. economy is bad! where will i find a new store to work at? i miss cleaning the slurpee machine. i am so sad....
W8... wtf is the seventy virgins???
And this sounds more like the story of the 40 year old virgin... except Steve was alot more funnier... this is just a meaningless post.
This can't be a real post, if so than you are a 46 year old pathetic man and need to get laid, ASAP...and WTF... you work where, oh this is getting more ridiculous as you are.
I came here feeling sad and depressed. This post made me literally laugh out loud... Best part of post? Last name "Turner". Thanks dude. Keep em coming.
my name is missu and I am happy that wiseindividualspell@gmail.com help me bring my boyfriend back, my boyfriend has started loving me again and he has promise to get married to me and have kids with me, he said he love me and he will never go close to any woman accept me and promise to get married to me next week.
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And this sounds more like the story of the 40 year old virgin... except Steve was alot more funnier... this is just a meaningless post.
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