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Ghetto Trippin

Posted by DeMarcus Tyrell Abdulla at May 11, 2012
Tags: Environment  2012 May

Yo peeps, I bees tired of all da white peoples out deer who tink dat us ghetto homies is a bunch of lazy asses. I gotsta tell ya dat I works hard, man I gets up aat da crack of dawn and rides my bycicle all over the block tryin to sell my crack. It bees some hard work, and I gots 5 baby mammas dat always wantin my money. Likes I say, I works hard until at least 1pm every day. I live wit my mamma and she like it cause aint no monkey ass gonna come up to her house and try to steal nuttin wit me here. I be hard. Just axe me fool. Man life is tuff in my hood. I went to da stoe ane a 40 oz OE cost me tree fiddy! And I gots ta buy huggies for all my babies. I only think day one be mine doe. My mamma made me come to da library ta look foe da job. I did an application for churches chicken. Maybe dey will call me. At least I could work around my favorite food. I hope dat I cans makes it into a better part of da hood soon. These bitches in my hood have cheap ass rims. I needs ta move on up likes George Jeffersons so dat I can steel some better rims yo. I hates my gangsta life, and crackers think I lazy? I just want to goes ta sleep and never wake up; Peace


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By White Trash Cracker at 11,May,12 07:46

Best post ever
By DeMarcus at 11,May,12 10:03

shut up cracker

By anonymous at 11,May,12 11:20

rofl at silly computer nerd trying to be funny.

By anonymous at 11,May,12 11:53

This is not a real post, its obvious that it sounds fake and I grantee a white person wrote this trying to be rude.
By anonymous at 11,May,12 12:03

Yes, very

By anonymous at 11,May,12 11:58

It sounds pretty real to me and that's how black people live, ghetto life style. You got to understand what he's talking about, crack, baby mamas, riding a bike around the hood selling crack, yeah that's your particular black person for ya.

By anonymous at 11,May,12 12:02

Not all black people are lazy. Some really does work hard, but not how he described it, they have real jobs.
By at 11,May,12 12:55

good day thief, yes you all are. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
By Moore at 11,May,12 21:19

I hate your stereotypical ass you ignorant prick. RetUrds like you should climb the Burj khalifa in dubai and jump off you piece of shit. You've got nothing to lose.

By anonymous at 11,May,12 12:07

Demarcus, yes black all the way, look what's the name are. I believe your story dude, that sounds like you guys. For the record, get a better job before you be doing 10 to 20 years at your second home called jail, many of you already there anyway.

By nope at 11,May,12 14:18

Mission Failed lol.

By Cursed at 11,May,12 19:59

Are you at the New York Public Library?

By anonymous at 11,May,12 20:28

Bad imitation. Troll on.

By LosAngelesKing at 12,May,12 14:49

Wow. I'm slightly moved by your story. But i believe that my story sucks more. First an foremost im a "true" white american man.. i got dirty rusty brown teeth from smoking so much crack and i let my dirty white trash crab infested girlfriend suck my drug dealers dick for more crack.. my mother is really my sister because my dad fucked my sister.. i look like a creature from the movie texas chainsaw massacre because im an inbred little bastard. Because i am white i will probably age horribly and will eventually be diagnosed with skin cancer.. i have a rich uncle who lives on the eastcoast. But we dont speak because i slept with his daughter who is really my cousin. And now she is 8months pregnant. Pretty sure my baby will come out looking like a bushy mouthed beaver. I am a avid kkk supporter and racist. But i dont have a legitimate reason.. guess im just tired of all these gangbangers and drug dealers fucking my sister/wife. God how much i wish i can be a nice brown tall chisled black man with a beautiful wife and promising career, that doesnt include sports, drugs or rap. But hey. I guess we cant all be blessed. Well i guess ill crawl under my old 1970 something pickup truck and die. And hopefully God will show me mercy in my next life..stay strong demarcus. Asa lama lakam.
By at 09,Oct,12 00:34

not nearly as funny as the initial post. Decent try, tho

By anonymous at 12,May,12 21:51

1Peter 2:24 Who (Jesus) his own self bare our sins in his own body on the tree, that we, being dead to sins, should live unto righteousness: by whose stripes ye were healed.

Psalm 103:12 As far as the east is from the west, so far hath he removed our transgressions from us.

John 3:16 For God so LOVED the world, that he gave his only begotten Son (Jesus), that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

1Corinthians 15:3-4
3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ DIED for our sins according to the scriptures;
4 And that he was BURIED , and that he ROSE again the third day according to the scriptures:


Mark 1:15 The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: REPENT ye, and BELIEVE the gospel.

By anon at 13,May,12 17:14


By anonymous at 30,May,12 07:30

lol first of all, this is completely fake. No REAL black person actually talks like that, and if they did i doubt they'd be on this site.

By anonymous at 07,Jul,12 01:02


By anonymous at 09,Oct,12 00:29


I did an application for churches chicken. Maybe dey will call me. At least I could work around my favorite food.


By anonymous at 29,May,13 08:49

duh drug dealin' niggers do live in da hood and sell crack they store it inside dey mammy's house 'cause she greedy fo money

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By Leaidan at 20,May,16 01:41

That inhisgt would have saved us a lot of effort early on.

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