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So, let's see if I got this right. You look like a bow legged, 4 foot tall, syphilitic caricature of Kim Jong Un, who is consistently sickly, who is so ugly even your own family doesn't care.
That about sum it up , Prince Charming?
Well, I know this girl Named Fat Tammy who might like you, but she's an ugger. This might work out though. Are you blind? Fat Tammy is shorter than you, has a completely flat head like frankenstein and her dad owns a liquor store. That'd be like blind retarded Kim Jong Un winning the fucking lottery, don't you think?
Anyway, you aren't independent, and you're just barely surviving, and you definitely don't help people, unless you're that little guy on the street corner waving that sign that points you to the blood bank.
I wish I had some of that spiny fish poison that you get from the Caribbean witch zombie makers where just a little bit paralyzes your whole body for like three weeks as if you're dead but you arent really and eventually you get up and walk away but then you're like a witch zombie, but anyway, I'd blow some of that dust on to you and wait and then when you were deadlike I'd put a miner's outfit on you and leave you at a parkbench with a pick and a sign that say's "Fuck that whore Snow White and the other 6 cocksuckers. Please fuck my mouth!".
...Yep, that's what I'd like to do for you.