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That said, before you commit the most selfish act a human can do, think of your friends.
They can't move and they'd have to sit there on the bed when you jump off the chair and hang yourself and you'd be like talking to yourtself in your head, screaming actually " OH GAWD WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE I'M SO SORRY OHHHH I CAN'T BREATH IT HURTS SOI MUCH MY HEAD IS EXPLODING!!! AAIIEEEEE I JUST SHOT MY PANTS AND PISSED MYSELF OH THE PAIN!!!!....."
...and then you'd be a purple meat puppet swinging back and forth and your friends would be like, "........" because they're stuffed animals and can't talk, but if they could think they'd be like "Oh fuck, it's off to the salvation army thrift for us where some greasy illegal alien will buy us for 89 cents and get Kool Aid stains all over us" except for the oversized stuffed unicorn you have who knows that bum who lives behind the thrift in the alley will buy it for a buck and a half and cut a hole in its ass and fill it with canned ham and fuck it once or twice.
I hate unicorns though, but I hate you more.
Is it me or does anyone notice that not many of the ppl who posted their life problems aren't responding to our comments. Makes me wonder if these ppl are indde REAL PEOPLE.
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