my Adult life blows | Posted by Mr nice guy at July 10, 2011 | Tags: General 2011 July |
Im 31 years old (the last 10 years wer a blurrr)
I live with my parents (who I love)
I quit my job (I can no longer serve the servants)
I have never had a girlfriend (I have no game)
I have no mo money because of poker/black jack ( I'm a loser)
Im not very smart (I have the math skills of a dumb 4th gradurrr who can't spell)
I have man boobs & stretch marks like a woman (I'm a L/XL who should be a S/M I'm 5"8)
I have toe nail fungus (my big toe nail looks like a yellow chip)
I have nothing else to do all day but watch tv & surf the net (I have no friends on my lowlife level)
I can't eat meat (killing animals for food for pleasure is sad but I know they taste good)
I can't eat sweets (my teeth are Fu@ked up)
I can't eat dairy ( I'm lactose) | |
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2. See a dietician about your eating habits
3. See a dermatologist about your feet (some women like big men, but hygiene is a must!)
4. See a dentist about your teeth (also a hygiene concern, no one wants to see the damage done by oral bacteria while trying to kiss you)
5. Look for continuing education or education improvement programs in your area or online
6. You say you are always on the internet, you can find all these resources right here.
These don't have to be done in any specific order, you should do what's easiest for you, but they will definitely improve your prospects in life and relationships.
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