god hasn't had this much fun tormenting anyone since Job died!This year alone my air conditioning system quit and i had to replace my entire HVAC system at a cost of $7000.00.Then we discover the SOB builder overspanned the main support beam and the house is settling because of it causing cracking in the walls this was $5600.00 to correct.
for some reason unknown to me god wants to bankrupt me then slowly take away my health so that i'll die pennyless and miserable.
i feel that my life is one big game of MONOPOLY and i'm constantly landing on park place and god has all the hotels!
and people don't believe me when i tell them i was born under the astrological sign of KLUTZ.
The astrological sign for KLUTZ is Dos Canis Fornicus.
When i was born,Dos Canis Fornicus was passing through Uranus. | |
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