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Off Wiki-
At present there is no proof in the scientific community of any non-surgical technique that permanently increases either the thickness or length of the erect penis that already falls into the normal range (4 to 6 inches).
If you're penis is smaller than 3 inches, there is a surgical procedure that they can do to make it longer.
Pills, extenders, weights, pumps, and everything else, is probably just a scam. I am not sure how old you are, but if you really want to change your condition, it looks like surgery would be your best option?
Otherwise, appreciate what you have- and learn other ways of pleasing yourself and/or potential women in your life. I dated a guy that had a tongue with a major split at the tip of it, and it drove me crazy- way more than his penis. Crazy in a good way.
Best of luck-
Cursed

Hey there shorty! Are you sure it's not a huge clit? maybe you are actually a woman and just don't know it? Do you find that about every month or so you start acting like a shitweasel to everyone, and that you bleed a lot out of your "ass" , seemingly? Do you gain 5 pounds and whine all day about it after sitting your fat ass down on the couch for 9 hours eating gallon buckets of ice cream? Do you sometimes feel ..."not so fresh"? Do you have a bad hatchet wound down there right below your little mushroom that refuses to heal?

Yep...I think we've discovered the problem here! You're a bitch!

...but if not, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women will stop making fun of penis size when men stop calling us fat & crazy. :]

Anyway... As a woman I have personally heard from other women that size doesn't matter. They are truthful about it. It's a big deal to some but not all. It's like breast size on women.

Yeah I feel you bro. Mine is so tiny too. Along with not having any girlfriends, I don't have any guy friends either because eventually they'll all talk about their girlfriends and then I'd have nothing to talk about. Then they'd get curious and figure it out through my body language that i have a tiny D. Then I'd end up being friendless. I know I know true friends dont care about penis sizes, but that would mean they don't exist. I don't even jerk off anymore because it is tiring jerking off with only your thumb and 2 fingers, its that tiny.

hello chap! dont worry about the size of your dishbait, I know a girl in Westfordshire that would love a young jamrag such as yourself.....I used to get into her ladybits meself, but when I put it in limp, the poor dears ribs would crack. You see my dear slag, she was a little person, or across the pond a midget. If it is smaller than that then you need to buy a kitty and make good sweet love to it. You are a small time wanker. Is your name pea shooter?

Honestly, Don't listen to these people. If you drink plenty of egg nogg, and stop hanging out with people from the UK, You'll be fine young chap. These kind of people tend to hunt in packs, and will never let you rest until your made a fool of.

I have what is called dickdo, my belly sticks out farther than my dick do

I've been jerking off since I was 11 and I am now 35. Over the years I find that my dick only gets bigger from jerking off... So I can't understand how yours gets smaller from doing it 7 times a day. Perhaps your dick isn't a s small as you may think.

well you said you could prove it, so,,,erm,,,would you mind doing so? cuz, somehow i really doubt that you are THAT small. i mean,,ALL men want a bigger penis. even if its ALREADY big, they STILL somehow think that they are small. so,,,lets have a look, shall we?

well you said you could prove it, so,,,erm,,,would you mind doing so? cuz, somehow i really doubt that you are THAT small. i mean,,ALL men want a bigger penis. even if its ALREADY big, they STILL somehow think that they are small. so,,,lets have a look, shall we? i mean, you said you went to all these doctors, and every one of them says its all in your head so, i mean really, it cant be THAT tiny. you MUST be exaggerating. and i have seen guys that didnt have a visible "bulge" (especially with how baggy guys wear their pants these days? i mean, what are you WEARING? tights?) but, once they get them baggy pants off, and get necked, and erect, they are by no means "small". have you considered not wearing pants that are quite so tight? i mean really, unless youre wearing really tight pants, or walking around with a woody all day, there really isnt usually much of a visual "bulge" to be seen through the pants. peoples shirts usually cover that area also. or, do you INSIST on tucking your shirt in?

When I meet a man I definitely can't tell the size of his penis. Unless its very large, and the bulge is really noticeable. Otherwise, when I meet a guy I notice things I can see like his clothing, his shoes, his face, his grooming, the way he carries himself. I'm sure you have no confidence and women can certainly pick up on that. You think they know what's in your pants, but they don't. They just know this guy has zero confidence, so they're not attracted to you.

Sexually, the most important thing that gets me off is a man who really knows how to work his tongue. I never orgasm through intercourse, only throguh oral. So if you got some confidence, I'm sure you could get a woman. But I'd be willing to bet that your loser mentality probably means you also don't have a car, a nice apartment, etc. Those are the things that attract women. I once dated a lawyer who said "Hey, I may have a small dick but I have a HUGE bank account".

fake.

yea ...go kill yourself you dike bitch...

Just do what most guys with small dicks do, lift weights and get a big truck. You will still get the girl. As long as you can cum, you're golden.

Advice??? Hmmmm....
How about STOP MASTURBATING!!!
And we don't need proof thank u very much.. we beleive u.

I've noticed that woman with small or fake
boobs are the 1st ones to attack what
lays under the belt. I am big to some girls
and small to others. Also you are born with
what you are born with and you can be sure
the guy's that are attacking our friend that
hurts inside (in today's society) having been
been found horribly guilty by a hung jury
of his peers (being born with a little dick)
should be shot and hung (no punn) out
back with his pants pulled down for all to
see. So what I'm getting at is that
anyone that makes fun a handicapped
person is truly trying to hide something in
themselves that is a lot worse then a small
dick or they wouldn't be so emotional about
and adament about the poor guys size, it
would be like ganging up on someone with
a deformed hand.
I saw a porn flick years ago where some
small tited white girl and some mega
monster dick black guy that would put
Mr. Ed ( horse) to shame are purposely
trying to shame this poor little dicked
white guy by joking about his dick while
this huge Banobos cunt and Mr. Ed are gitting
more turned on by cutting the guy down.
Banobos girl say's something like get
that little dick out of my face mother fucker
and Mr. Ed says something like : you
heard the lady now get your skinny little
white ass out of here before I pull out
of this fine lady and kick it out mother fucker!
I'm thinking to myself what is it that these
two idiots are missing to want come down
on this poor guy for what he was born with,
and what kind of self hate Sadomasochistic
freak would even thing of whipping out
all 4 inches in front of Godzilla & his pet Bonobos
they call snowflake (white flake slut)
can you imagine these two idiots at a
video taped test of mental skills being
quizzed by some skinny little guy
that happens to be brilliant on the subject
that they're being tested on laughing at their
answers because they both obviously have not
been born with that type of mind
telling them both to get the fuck out
of the room because they don't know
shit from shineola?
Anyway I was talking to this porn chick
years ago in Hollywood and you know
she's been through some dick (huge & tiny)
and she said something very simple yet
very profound, she goes :if I like the guy
I like his dick.

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