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My pathtic Life

Posted by anonymous at June 25, 2011
Tags: Attitude  2011 June

Well my life sucks because I have a very little pee pee. Itís only a 2 incher erect! No woman will date me because I am not very good looking and I never had a girlfriend in my life. What sucks is even when I pay for sex with a hooker which was only a few times, they laughed and could not help but have a smirk on their face about my tiny blue pee pee. I want to run away and hide because I am ugly and pathetic.


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By at 23,Jul,11 23:55

im just like you. my dick is also small and i have never had a girlfriend.


By anonymous at 24,Jul,11 03:54

wow that sounds like it wouls really put you down. if you want to look on the positive side. you will only get together with a girl if you really get along with her.

maybe you could find a girl who is quite small ;) ha


By anonymous at 24,Jul,11 04:12

Looking for love in all the wrong places? You just need to get out more. None of the hookers that I have ever met care about size (unless you are too large).


By anonymous at 24,Jul,11 04:13

moderator could have the decency to weed out obvious troll posts like these


By anonymous at 24,Jul,11 08:06

er what do hookers count for? the lowest part of soiety...

dude looks are only half of you. your probably really nice
By anonymous at 24,Jul,11 08:38

Hookers are the lowest part of society... thanks for educating me. I thought it was murderers and rapists. Buts its good to know that working girls just trying to make a living are dirt to you. Shut the fuck up.
By anonymous at 16,Nov,11 13:24

No your right hookers are stand up citizens, in fact I bet most fathers would be proud to have their daughter grow up and say "hey dad I made $500 last night just for sucking dick!"

No they arent murderers or rapists for sure, but they definitely arent "just trying to make a living".

Thats called working a "real job".
By anonymous at 15,Apr,12 02:08 Fold Up

why don't u shut the fuck up


By anonymous at 24,Jul,11 08:43

To OP... all the previous advice sucks. You may not be able to do anything about your size, however you can become really superb at oral. Oral sex is the only way I orgasm, I don't have orgasms through intercourse. I know many women who are the same way. Trust me if you can make a woman's toes curl through some excellent oral, plus earn a good living and financially provide... there are many women who will date you. Nobody has everything, every person has negatives and positives about them so don't let this one negative define you. Just work harder to be better at the other stuff.


By anonymous at 25,Jul,11 16:38

lol


By anonymous at 26,Jul,11 15:46

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH SHIT THAT IS HILARIOUS


By anonymous at 30,Jul,11 17:14

well sometimes you can make it up to the female by getting down dirty on her. Maybe you should practice on a toy, they might have toys for that. I would get a book on that. Before she goes down on you perhaps you should go down on her first. If you do a really good job she won't even notice, she definitely won't say anything. Don't be afraid to buy sex toys to enhance sexual pleasure. Sometimes its before you get to the bedroom what counts. Be a romantic, women are blinded by that.


By anonymous at 30,Jul,11 17:16

well sometimes you can make it up to the female by getting down dirty on her. Maybe you should practice on a toy, they might have toys for that. I would get a book on that. Before she goes down on you perhaps you should go down on her first. If you do a really good job she won't even notice, she definitely won't say anything. Don't be afraid to buy sex toys to enhance sexual pleasure. Sometimes its before you get to the bedroom what counts. Be a romantic, women are blinded by that.


By anonymous at 31,Jul,11 03:58

It's lifes way of saying that your genes suck.

Do us all a favor and stay out of it.
By anonymous at 16,Nov,11 13:27

In all honesty its not just this way that life says it, I would say any guy under 6'0 tall and under 6" in the package should stay out of it.

And I say this as 5'10" guy with an average size everywhere else as well.

Guys that are tall, with big dicks and good looks are the ones that should be procreating, at least future generations would be limited in what they are insecure about.


By anonymous at 31,Jul,11 14:34

Andropenis Mini


By anonymous at 01,Aug,11 03:01

lol....sorry to hear tht. but u may try penis enlarging exercises.it works. but some perseverance is required. worth trying it. but yes its takes some time. gud luck
By anonymous at 16,Nov,11 13:28

Dont listen to this, those exercises are a bunch of bullshit.


By anonymous at 01,Aug,11 22:34

Wanna trade? I have a full fledged working flag ship here, with nobody to share it with, not even friends! People avoid me like the plague. :)
By anonymous at 01,Aug,11 22:35

I just want to meet an actual REAL person before I die...


By anonymous at 04,Aug,11 14:13

kill yourself small dick
By anonymous at 16,Nov,11 13:29

whether he has killed himself or not isnt important, though I would have killed myself if I was him as well.

what is important is that he will be dead one day, just like you and just like me.....

YAAAAAAAY !!!!!!


By anonymous at 05,Aug,11 02:21

Buy some tweezers and masturbate... =D


By anonymous at 11,Aug,11 16:09

Who cares man. It's not your dick size that matters, most women just want a man who makes a lot of money. So work on getting a really good job. They say money can't buy love but that's BS... Women like security and how do you think that comes? Through $$$
By anonymous at 16,Nov,11 13:34

anybody who says that size doesnt matter is someone who has no size themselves and if its a woman saying it its because she is dating or married to someone with a little dick...

And any moron who complains about having a dick that is too big is full of shit, I bet there isnt a man alive with a BIG dick that would trade places with a guy who has a 2 inch dick EVER...would you rather have a woman complain about your dick being too big or that its a laughably small 2 inches when erect??

Yeh thats what I thought.

And when was the last time someone had their dick SHORTENED by surgery to 2 inches from being too big??


By anonymous at 12,Sep,11 12:57

don't worry about that. it's not your fault so there's nothing to be ashamed of. if you're no good at sex, try to do smth else.


By anonymous at 08,Dec,11 18:47

Actually, if you're overweight that may have a minimizing effect on your penis. But don't despair! It's all the fat bunched up around the crotchbone - no joke! If you skinny out, it'll get bigger. Strange but true.


By anonymous at 02,Apr,12 09:33

I can relate to your story dude. I have around 4inch hard erect penis and when soft small. In a world where more and more women are sexually demanding and want perfect package. My problem is I am pleasing to eye. So I have lot women eyeing me up. My confidence should be sky high yet instead I avoid flirting with women due to meeting some proper idiot women who find it funny to laugh at small penis rather than consider the feelings of guy behind it. I use to be sexually active and had my fair share of 1 night stands. After while though I felt women were laughing and gossiping about it, I rather be ugly guy with big penis than attractive guy with small one. Least women arenít looking your way and perhaps this may lessen the pain. Trust me being good looking with small penis in world where women watch to much sex in city and focus on finding Mr Big. I rather be ugly and confident about size of my penis than situation I have at the moment. Every day i watch women checking out my bulge. That my friend is not fun to see disappointment in there faces when they notices it not so big


By anonymous at 26,Apr,12 01:14

my gr doesn't care about dick size. She told me so because she loves her ex the most and he happens to have a small dick.
deep pocket is a lot more appealing to a woman than a big dick, seriously. Women need to fee secured and that comes with $


By Ziggy at 27,Dec,16 19:32

It must be a plot created by Marico. The Regratisr has done her job. If a party is aggrieved in the MANJAL order there are forums up.The public feel that MANJAL is a public property.


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