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beer and aliens

Posted by Anonymous in NM at May 13, 2012
Tags:  2012 May

Everybody has problems. You wouldn't want mine, I wouldn't want yours. I burn my forehead with cigarettes when I'm very drunk and don't remember it. I practiced kundalini and opened my third eye to all kinds of new and often frightening experiences which most people would presume to be psychosis. I already had enough problems without being psychic. The weirdest stuff happens constantly. I did the right drugs at the wrong times, and the wrong drugs. For some reason all that weird shit just kinda calmed down like a week ago, so now I just have normal people problems (except for the burnt forehead). I guess beer is the problem? Yeah, definately the beer.


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By justme at 13,May,12 07:58

Dearest Anonymous in NM,

I would recommend stopping with kundalini, the serpent going up the 33 vertebrae is not for everyone. But I have to say I had high expectations from the title of your post, just to be disappointed with the total absence of aliens. Were you abducted in Area 51? Were you hunting for owls and got confused? I think your problem is clear: too few aliens, too much beer. And you need a burn reliever.
By Cursed at 13,May,12 12:15

Bravo- clap, clap, clap.

By at 13,May,12 08:16

Good day old chap, oh yes, you knew I was going to say that. you are phsykic. Well bloke I guess that you know already that I am going to call you a midget buggering jamrag already, so I guess I cant give you any advice you cunt. You already knew I was going to say that. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

By anonymous at 13,May,12 11:21

Forget the Kundalini and the beer. How about a good old fashioned joint for a change. Listen to Bob Marley while smoking, you may think of something, anything.
By at 13,May,12 11:46

Good day pothead, He already knew that you would say that, GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

By anonymous at 13,May,12 13:59

1Peter 2:24 Who (Jesus) his own self bare our sins in his own body on the tree, that we, being dead to sins, should live unto righteousness: by whose stripes ye were healed.

Psalm 103:12 As far as the east is from the west, so far hath he removed our transgressions from us.

John 3:16 For God so LOVED the world, that he gave his only begotten Son (Jesus), that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

1Corinthians 15:3-4
3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ DIED for our sins according to the scriptures;
4 And that he was BURIED , and that he ROSE again the third day according to the scriptures:


Mark 1:15 The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: REPENT ye, and BELIEVE the gospel.

By anonymous at 13,May,12 14:07

Alcoholic cunt, I hope you get irreversible liver damage, with all the power, and love of satan, I curse you for a life of misery and pain

Hail Satan

Et incurventur ante te Satan malediceres inimicis vestris pater occidit omnes portant super dolorem.

Tenebrosa potentiae nocte
Congregati lucernam meam scriptor flamma
mittere hostium in umbrosa fuga
dimisisti inimicum meum misere dolor

By anonymous at 13,May,12 14:23

By Venus at 13,May,12 21:06 Fold Up

Your stUpid cUnt will bring U nothing but eternal damnation in hades. Etuum meein merculos mun merc mundo senelas moo madumi ohhh my gawd yoU are an impotent mcfagget. Go climb the tallest bUilding in yoUr place and jUmp off you stUpid piece of hUman tUrd! Die asshole!
By sk48 at 13,May,12 23:37

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By take a look at it! at 25,Oct,13 08:06

ZsLpQg Thanks a lot for the article.Thanks Again. Really Great.

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