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Players: Emo guy who hates life and wants to die, "Mom" , "Dad", "Sister"
Emo Guy: " Oh gawd I want to die, there's nothing to live for!!!
15 minutes later, scene open with "sister knocking on "emo guy" door.
Sister: Enrico de la Hoopa? Time to wake up!
sister knocks again...three times, then opens door.
Sister: Oh my gosh!@!! MOM DAD ENRICO DE LA HOOPA HAS KILLED HIMSELF!!!
Mom: Oh my Vaginia! is it messy?
Dad: " Yes, Vaginia, can we clean it ourselves or is it for the pros?
Sister: " I'm not sure, it seems he has impaled hijmself on his 'lucasarts extendable LightSabre (tm) " so I'm not sure! We need to close the door and talk as a family!
..closes door , but hears sounds from within and opens it again...
"Emo guy: "unnghh ohhh ohhh ohhh...ummMMMM HMMMMMM ahhhhh!!!"
Sister: " EEEEEWWWWWW...It's messy NOW!"
Mom: " Eh wat?"
Dad: " What do you mean, eh?" 'canadian accent'
Sister: Well...it seems Enrico was just massaging his prostate with his magic extendible LightSabre(tm), and now it's really messy!
Emo guy: Unngh...ungh....ahhhhhhh. spurt.
...so, yeah, kill yourself with the LightSabre (tm), please...
well there are many reasons why it should matter. don't think about what life has to offer to you but what you can offer to life. I don't know who you are. But you may be a son or daughter. a brother or sister. a friend to someone.
no matter who you are, it does matter. your life is a gift. someone must of cared about you at some point in your life. if everything was easy, that wouldn't be life.
Learn to enjoy the simple things in life.
Focus on the things you want in your life - make it happen
Scrap the 'why me?' attitude for good - understand you are not alone with your thoughts. Understand that Your going to fail.. sometimes over and over again, everyone does! You're also going to succeed.
Love is my meaning in life. It is so powerful it lives on long after we are gone. To love and to be loved. Life after death in the memories of your loved ones. Being special enough to be fondly remembered by those WE felt were important people in our lives. The people we care about. To be remembered and missed. Family, children, friends.
Now that's worth sticking around for
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